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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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x arkhems:

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick
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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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